545 vs. 300,000,000
EVERY CITIZEN NEEDS TO READ
THIS 
 CHARLEY REESE 
      545 PEOPLE
              By
Charlie Reese
 Politicians are the only people in the world
who create problems and then campaign against them.
 Have you ever wondered,
if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have
deficits?
 Have you ever wondered,
if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation
and high taxes?
 You and I don't propose a federal budget. The
president does.
 You and I don't have the Constitutional
authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.
 You and I don't write the tax code, Congress
does.
 You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress
does.
 You and I don't control monetary policy, the
Federal Reserve Bank does.
 One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one
president, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of
the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible
for the domestic problems that plague this country.
 I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve
Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress
delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally
chartered, but private, central bank.
 I excluded all the special interests and
lobbyists for a sound reason, they have no legal authority. They have no
ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a president to do one
cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million
dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter
what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine
how he votes.
 Those 545 human beings spend much of their
energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in
this common con regardless of party. What separates a politician from a normal
human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have
the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating
deficits. The president can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress
to accept it.
 The Constitution, which is the supreme law of
the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for
originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the
House? Nancy Pelosi. She is the leader of the majority party. She and fellow
House members, not the president, can approve any budget they want. If the
president vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.
 It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of
300 million can not replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts
-- of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic
problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully
grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal
government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
 If the tax code is unfair, it's because they
want it unfair.
 If the budget is in the red, it's because they
want it in the red .
 If the Army & Marines are in 
 If they do not receive social security but are
on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want
it that way.
 There are no insoluble government problems.
 Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to
bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists,
whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the
power to regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let
them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like
"the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that
prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.
 Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.
 They, and they alone,
have the power.
 They, and they alone,
should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses.
 Provided the voters have the gumption to
manage their own employees.
 We should vote
all of them out of office and repeal their
mess!
     Charlie
Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.
 What you do with this article now that you
have read it.......... Is up to you.
 This might be funny if it weren't so darned
true.
 Be sure to read all the way to the end:
 Tax his land,
 Tax his bed,
 Tax the table 
 AT WHICH HE'S 
 Tax his tractor,
 Tax his mule,
 Teach him taxes
 Are the rule.
 Tax his work,
 Tax his pay,
 He works for peanuts anyway!
 Tax his cow,
 Tax his goat,
 Tax his pants,
 Tax his coat.
 Tax his ties,
 Tax his shirt,
 Tax his work,
 Tax his dirt.
 Tax his tobacco,
 Tax his drink,
 Tax him if he tries to think. 
 Tax his cigars,
 Tax his beers,
 If he cries, tax his tears. 
 Tax his car,
 Tax his gas,
 Find other ways to tax his ass. 
 Tax all he has
 Then let him know
 That you won't be done
 Till he has no dough.
 When he screams and hollers;
 Then tax him some more,
 Tax him till he's good and sore.
 Then tax his coffin,
 Tax his grave,
 Tax the sod in which he's laid. 
 Put these words upon his tomb,
 Taxes drove me to my doom...' 
 When he's gone,
 Do not relax,
 Its time to apply the
inheritance tax. 
 Accounts Receivable Tax
 Building Permit Tax
 
 Cigarette Tax
 Corporate Income Tax
 Dog License Tax
 Excise Taxes
 Federal Income Tax
 Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
 Fishing License Tax
 Food License Tax
 Fuel Permit Tax
 Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per
gallon)
 Gross Receipts Tax
 Hunting License Tax
 Inheritance Tax
 Inventory Tax
 
 Liquor Tax 
 Luxury Taxes
 Marriage License Tax
 Medicare Tax
 Personal Property Tax
 Property Tax
 Real Estate Tax
 Service Charge Tax
 Social Security Tax
 Road Usage Tax
 Sales Tax
 Recreational Vehicle Tax
 School Tax
 State Income Tax
 State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
 Telephone Federal Excise Tax
 Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
 Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge
Taxes
 Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
 Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges
Tax
 
 Telephone Usage Charge Tax
 Utility Taxes
 Vehicle License Registration Tax
 Vehicle Sales Tax
 Watercraft Registration Tax
 Well Permit Tax
 Workers Compensation Tax 
      STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 
NOT 
      WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED? 
      CAN YOU SPELL 'POLITICIAN'? 
      And I still have to
'press 1' for English!?
 I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100
times!!! YOU can help it get there!!! 
      GO AHEAD - - - BE AN
AMERICAN!!!